Derp! Yep. Clearly the only explanation is that Zimmerman called the police, then attacked and overpowered Saint Skittles by bouncing his head off the ground and smashing his eye sockets into Skittle’s fists, listened to Skittles scream for forty seconds, and then shot him. There’s absolutely no possibility that it was Zimmerman screaming and that he shot Skittles in self defense–you know, like the evidence indicates.

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